My Little Pony: The Movie

I'm not even kidding, I would totally go see this!

The Costume Institute Gala

Or, "Hey Everybody, Let's All Dress Fucking Crazy!" Seriously, people were shitshows this year and I absolutely loved it. I like to imagine them all hanging out in Madonna's dad's basement, getting drunk off cheap liquor and fantasizing about how funny the look on Principal Wintour's face is gonna be when they show up to prom. 

Kate Moss has enough attitude to wear anything, but she looks like she just came from Comic Con down the street.

Madonna literally came from the street. The outfit is balls-to-the-wall crazy, but I applaud her for showing up in that mess. 

Is Lauren Hutton wearing a knee brace? These two are the fun aunt and uncle who bought the kids the alcohol and drove them to the dance. 

DROOL. Lazaro Hernandez, you bastard. 

Damn. January Jones looked like sex on legs and makes me even sadder that the third season of Mad Men isn't here yet.

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Who is this? I mean, I know who she is, but why was she there? To stir the pot, that's why. And with that look on her face, pun intended.  

Really, Kirsten Dunst? This just confirms that she's aware that everyone thinks she dresses weird and just went with a lazy-weird dress instead of a potentially interesting dress.

Normally I hate Versace, but Blake Lively and her leg definitely pulled it off. 

Kate Bosworth looked like a dream, as usual. 

Besides borrowing Lindsay Lohan's fluorescent pink lipstick, Agyness Deyn looked glamorous and kinda normal for once. Twiggy looked a bit wacky, but at her age you can do anything. I love the idea of these two English ladies teaming up.

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The Costume Institute Gala, continued

Sigh. Andre Leon Talley. He looks batshit insane. I think that when Bjork does this it's amusing but when he does it, for some reason, it just gives me the feeling that he absolutely craves attention. Stop it. 

I love Rodarte and think that Jessica Stam looked beautiful in it. 

Selma Blair looked awesome. She just seems like fun and I love her.

Lake Bell looks good, but I liked the wacky Rihanna version better.

Leighton Meester brought the right kind of crazy. I think she pulls it off, mostly because you can tell she's in on the joke and having fun with it.

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I actually thought Ashley Olsen looked really great. I love how simple her dress is, but it also has a bit of an edge, just to keep it interesting. I also love her hair. 

Mary-Kate Olsen auditioning for Francis Ford Coppola's Dracula, 17 years too late. Really, though, she's awesome and can do whatever she wants.

Zac Posen's cute, and good for Helena Christensen for looking so great, but the whole spelling out "vogue" thing is a bit middle-school-bedazzler. 

Ew. Lara Stone looks gross, plain and simple. 

Rachel Bilson looked nice, but definitely boring. It's the Costume Institute Gala! Go out on a limb! Seriously, everyone else did. 

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