My Little Pony: The Movie

I'm not even kidding, I would totally go see this!

Texts From Last Night

This website is hilarious: texts from last night

We Missed the Ark!

My friend Lauren made this video and it's hilarious:

I want one of those hoodies.

Good Things From Around The Net

I love the blog Karl Lagerfeld's Guide to Life. Here is Karl Comic, No. 8:

And here is an excerpt from a poem Karl wrote recently:

People don't like fatties;

Yet what else would we make fun of?

If there were no obese in the world to not be kissed?

Mama's Gumbo

Here's a skit I helped make for my French 201 class recently (I did all of the editing):

Good Things From Around The Net

I love this description of what Lars Von Trier's life must be like, from Gabe at Videogum:

"Things start off with a breakfast of moral terror, then there's a casual game of Describe Your Psycho-Sexual Nightmares, followed by a long lunch of gloomy despair and godless abandonment. In the afternoon, everyone is off on their own, hiking through the haunted forest, or desperately fucking in a demon tree, but then it's back to the cabin for a raucous dinner party of deep shadows and animalistic screaming."

LOL

Lindsay Lohan Needs Love

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

Good Things From Around The Net

"It seems that I'm not alone - everyone in my generation hates voices and loves "text," because we have seen our souls melted into goop and our entire selves transformed into antisocial swamp creatures by the internet's deadening glow." -Hamilton Nolan, from Gawker

The Unethicist

I just discovered Gabe's old column The Unethicist and have been reading it all day. It's hilarious!

New Pot Psychology! Finally!

How Should I Talk To My Daughter About Masturbation? from Pot Psychology on Vimeo.

Oh Gosh, The Today Show (4th Hour, Bitch)

From Gawker, "Kathie Lee Gifford Sleeps Naked. You're Welcome."

The best description I've ever read of the Today show's fourth hour is "a surreal Dadaist tone poem of old ladies yelling."

Marry me, Richard Lawson.

Great Article From Queerty

The 12 Reasons It's Better to Be Gay

Maybe The Best Thing(s) Ever

from Videogum

Burger Bed!

from Jezebel

This is freaking awesome

Hilarious (And Hot)

College Wrestling Looks Kinda Gay, from Jezebel. 

Also, BRING BACK POT PSYCHOLOGY!!!

What?

from LastNight'sParty

Sorry, but The Matrix is on the next street over. Matrix jokes in 2009 FTW!

More Drunk Broadcast Journalists!

Diane Sawyer Still Obviously Intoxicated

Man, first Hoda and now Diane? I might need to change my major.

Adorable Animals?

from Jezebel

This Makes Me Love Hoda Kotb

From Gawker, Hoda Kotb Drinks and Drinks and Drinks

Can you blame her? She has to work with Kathie Lee Gifford.

Mac: The Gay Computer?

One more thing...